A Bread Salad

Italian people love bread salad to finish off a little oil and vinegar dressing and some stale bread. Fat people do not love bread salad because it is stuffed with fatso carbs. Not if you use bread substitutes like this one.

Faux Bread Salad from Little Italy, Kentucky

1 to 1 1/2 cups of Partially crushed hot seasoned Pork Rinds, any brand [such as at the end of the bag]
3/4 to 1 cup shredded and torn lettuce
4 very thin slices of sweet onion
2 TB Miracle Whip salad dressing [white mayonnaise type]
a little seasoned salt like Spice Island
artificial sweetener equal to 1 1/2 Tb. of sugar

On a plate pile the first three ingredients. Place the dressing in the center and top with the seasonings. Present with a fork to each eater to be tossed with the fork by them.

Ice Cream

1 can evaporated fat free milk milk
3 tb cocoa
2 Tsps. sweet and low or less (this is bulk sweet n' low)
beaters
mixer
tall container like an old cool whip 16 oz size or a mixing bowl for whipping whipped items -- a tall narrow one

Chill the can of milk, you can open it first if you like, also chill the beaters
After about 2 hours whip the milk with the mixer and beaters attached until high and soft peaks form, add the flavoring and sweetening.
Detach the beaters and leave in mixing bowl. Freeze for an hour
Remove from the freezer and re attach beaters tomixer once more beat until high in the container, remove the beaters and leave in the mixing bowl and refreeze.
Keep on re attaching the beaters after about an hour in the freezer and beating until high twice more. Voila.

This obviously is almost gone. It is nice for slicing with a steak knife or other sharp knife and layering between protein cookies or meringue shells, too.

Simplicity

Salad (w/relish added)

Dressing

with 

Velveeta Shreds

               Sweetener. You can also add diced or sliced ripe olives (medium size is good) as this will make this go further. The salad dressing in this recipe says 'sandwich spread' on the label. It is at Walmart next to the Mayo.
If you want take some iceberg lettuce leaves as if you're making a wrap with natural peanut butter spread on top of one-half of one side of it, to the other half of this layer or side of the wrap add a Tablespoon of this cheese salad. Roll up and sprinkle the outside with a little salt.

How To Sprout Lentils

How To Sprout Lentils from
TheLeanGreenBean.com

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1E3dCCY1IjAZHVGRy1UUENDcEk/edit?usp=sharing
It is very difficult to read the .pdf below, so, be sure to left click each image in the side bar and then right click the larger image to the right to open in new tab.

5 Minute Protein Scramble - Macheesmo by~ Using Tofu

5 Minute Protein Scramble - Macheesmo

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Tofu_Scramble
EGGs

Block of TOFU

//www.cookingwithcarly.com/2013/10/perfect-vegan-tofu-scramble/  8 Eggs

Salad Dressing

2 Carb, 2 protein and 1 fiber per TB.
Salad Dressing

http://www.swansonvitamins.com/bobs-red-mill-poppy-seeds-8-oz-pkg

Cheese Toasted on Almond Bread with Ripe Olives and Cabbage Soup