Simplicity

Salad (w/relish added)

Dressing

with 

Velveeta Shreds

               Sweetener. You can also add diced or sliced ripe olives (medium size is good) as this will make this go further. The salad dressing in this recipe says 'sandwich spread' on the label. It is at Walmart next to the Mayo.
If you want take some iceberg lettuce leaves as if you're making a wrap with natural peanut butter spread on top of one-half of one side of it, to the other half of this layer or side of the wrap add a Tablespoon of this cheese salad. Roll up and sprinkle the outside with a little salt.