Italian people love bread salad to finish off a little oil and vinegar dressing and some stale bread. Fat people do not love bread salad because it is stuffed with fatso carbs. Not if you use bread substitutes like this one.
Faux Bread Salad from Little Italy, Kentucky
1 to 1 1/2 cups of Partially crushed hot seasoned Pork Rinds, any brand [such as at the end of the bag]
3/4 to 1 cup shredded and torn lettuce
4 very thin slices of sweet onion
2 TB Miracle Whip salad dressing [white mayonnaise type]
a little seasoned salt like Spice Island
artificial sweetener equal to 1 1/2 Tb. of sugar
On a plate pile the first three ingredients. Place the dressing in the center and top with the seasonings. Present with a fork to each eater to be tossed with the fork by them.