Job Interview?: A Short Story

Script:


Questions & Answers
Interviewer:
So, I'd like to know how were your grades in school.

Interviewee 1:
Sure, B's.
Interviewer:
So, you missed a few on purpose.
Fine, perfect. :]




Interviewer:
Next, candidate, please.

Interviewee 2:
I made C's,
Interviewer:
You're afraid someone will see how smart you can be.
Okay. Probably an A.



Interviewer:
Candidate 3, please.

Interviewee 3:
I make A's.
Interviewer:
Great, you worked hard and made certain of an A.



Interviewer:
Candidate 4, what's yours?
Interviewee 4:
D's.
Interviewer::
You're way too generous.


Interviewer:
Do we have one more?

Interviewee 5:
I made F's, but got my ged.
Interviewer:
You're too wild! But,... .


Here we have, em-heh, an analyst's variety of prospects. And, a place for each and everyone of you.